Songtexte
Time Warp
RiffRaff:
It‘s astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely…
Magenta:
Not for very much longer.
RiffRaff:
I‘ve got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The Blackness would hit me
Magenta:
And the void would be calling…
Transylvanians:
Let‘s do the time-warp again.
Let‘s do the time-warp again.
Narrator:
It‘s just a jump to the left.
All:
And then a step to the right.
Narrator:
Put your hands on your hips.
All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it‘s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let‘s do the time-warp again.
Let‘s do the time-warp again.
Magenta:
It‘s so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can‘t see me, no, not at all.
In another dimension, with
voyeuristic intention,
Well secluded, I see all.
RiffRaff:
With a bit of a mind flip
Magenta:
You‘re into the time slip.
RiffRaff:
And nothing can ever be the same.
Magenta:
You‘re spaced out on sensation.
RiffRaff:
Like you‘re under sedation.
All:
Let‘s do the time-warp again.
Let‘s do the time-warp again.
Columbia:
Well I was walking down the street
just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an
evil wink.
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.
He had a pickup truck, and the
devil‘s eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.
All:
Let‘s do the time-warp again.
Let‘s do the time-warp again.
Narrator:
It‘s just a jump to the left.
All:
And then a step to the right.
Narrator:
Put your hands on your hips.
All:
You bring your knees in tight.
But it‘s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let‘s do the time-warp again.
Let‘s do the time-warp again.
Sweet Transvestite
Frank:
How d‘you do, I
See you‘ve met my
Faithful handyman.
He‘s just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man.
Don‘t get strung up by the way I look.
Don‘t judge a book by its cover.
I‘m not much of a man by
the light of day
But by night I‘m one hell of a lover.
I‘m just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you‘re both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
That‘s not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves
movie.
Brad:
I‘m glad we caught you at home,
Could we use your phone?
We‘re both in a bit of a hurry.
Janet:
Right.
Brad:
We‘ll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car.
We don‘t want to be any worry.
Frank:
Well you got caught with a flat, well, how
`bout that?
Well, babies, don‘t you panic.
By the light of the night it‘ll all seem
alright.
I‘ll get you a satanic mechanic.
I‘m just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
Why don‘t you stay for the night?
Riff Raff:
Night!!
Frank:
Or maybe a bite?
Columbia:
Bite!!
Frank:
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I‘ve been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he‘s good for relieving my…tension
I‘m just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania,
ha ha, HEY, HEY!
I‘m just a sweet transvestite.
(Sweet transvestite)
From Transexual
(Transylvania)
So – come up to the lab,
And see what‘s on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici…pation.
But maybe the rain
Isn‘t really to blame.
So I‘ll remove the cause
But not the symptom.